It turns out that trying to take a new photo for LinkedIn involved a lot of timer shots, a suit and a glass of what looks suspiciously like wine :) Here’s one from the B-roll.

It turns out that trying to take a new photo for LinkedIn involved a lot of timer shots, a suit and a glass of what looks suspiciously like wine :) Here’s one from the B-roll.



nevver:

Instructions:1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds. 2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall). 3. Blink repeatedly and quickly. 4. WTF! one+infinity

SO cool

nevver:

Instructions:
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds.
2. Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall).
3. Blink repeatedly and quickly.
4. WTF! one+infinity

SO cool


morefunthanbeingsad:

cooksuck:

italians brought us the subtle flavours and balance of bocconcini cheese which compliments fresh salads and pasta and welcomes/soaks up other flavours from the plate.  in australia, we have a big ol’ fuckwit cheese-ball with a clear ‘stop the boats’ agenda on what is essentially a cronulla race riot of jatz.  i call this: ‘the tony abbott salad’.

Wow… that is a phenomenal review. 
Cooksuck - Reviews of meals that people upload onto their facebook or blog and are proud of for some reason.

This website is awesome. Am at work laughing like a fiend. 

morefunthanbeingsad:

cooksuck:

italians brought us the subtle flavours and balance of bocconcini cheese which compliments fresh salads and pasta and welcomes/soaks up other flavours from the plate.  in australia, we have a big ol’ fuckwit cheese-ball with a clear ‘stop the boats’ agenda on what is essentially a cronulla race riot of jatz.  i call this: ‘the tony abbott salad’.

Wow… that is a phenomenal review. 

Cooksuck - Reviews of meals that people upload onto their facebook or blog and are proud of for some reason.

This website is awesome. Am at work laughing like a fiend. 


This is begging to be redone with the pedobear.


stfuconservatives:

bookling-stormborn:

heysammy:

heathyr:

melislestrade:

Neil Gaiman on Copyright Piracy and the Web

“Places where I was being pirated […] I was selling more and more books. People were discovering me through being pirated. And then they were going out and buying the real books”

“Nobody who would’ve bought your book is not buying it because they can find it for free. What you’re actually doing is advertising, you’re reaching more people, you’re raising awareness.”

Have I said how much I love him?

Neil Gaiman is a better person than. Period.

Trufax.

A different author’s perspective. Like the pirates who are ten times more likely to buy music than other people, a lot of folks are introduced to new authors and series through pirating.

-Jess

This is up here because (a) Neil is awesome, and listening to him speak is incredibly calming, and (b) because he is intelligently, incisively and calmly demonstrating that his personal success as an artist increases with sharing content. 


stfuconservatives:

pixyled:

renamok:

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE A PART OF TUMBLEDORE’S ARMY.

STOP SOPA, START SELF EXPRESSION.

People of Tumblr, don’t you ever fucking change. ♥

OH my god htis is amazing

Years of Internet conditioning have rendered me physically unable to NOT reblog this.

Reblogging purely because of Tumbledore’s army


The idea of a multiverse, in which parallel versions of me exist as a result of different outcomes or decisions, fills me with a tremendous sympathy. Poor alternate versions of me. Somewhere among your infinite potential number sits the alternate me who, despite his allegiance to my actual timeline, made a different choice when it came to picking adventure over despair. You poor bastard.
Which, incidentally, is why I don’t subscribe to that theory. The best thing we can hope for is a life where we choose more than half of what happens to us.
I read a quote that said something like ‘the definition of hell is that on the day you die, you meet the person you could have been’. All I can think is ‘so do they’. Call no man happy, right, Herodotus?


I love this video. 


I don’t hate humanity. I think humanity is amazing. But it’s like the ocean. You can enjoy its beauty and marvel at the wonders that flourish within its depths, but never forget that its power wears down countries, separates nations, takes lives with reckless abandon, and is beholden to no one. Water, like the spirits of people, can nourish us or drown us, can let us sail or drag us to die beneath the pressure and the waves.
Me, on why stories like the tale of Syliva Likens or Marina Abramovic’s Rhythm 0, 1974 don’t rob me of my faith in humanity.  

groupoftrees:

The dog was named Parrot.  This was taken moments before Parrot was murdered by the cop. The cop drove his knee into the middle of Parrot’s back while stretching Parrot’s forelegs behind him, as one would do with an armed criminal. Without waiting to determine whether this technique would calm Parrot, the cop grabbed Parrot, lifted him off the ground, and brought him to the top of the concrete staircase.
 He threw Parrot over the banister, down twelve steps, and onto the concrete floor. Then, the cop stood at the top of the stairs, drew his weapon, and executed Parrot. Aaron, the animal’s owner, cannot recall the number of shots fired. Witnesses state that Parrot was not harming anybody and was simply frightened by the cop. At no time did Parrot try to bite the officer, all he did was start barking.
 It doesn’t matter if you are a part of an Occupy movement, PETA, Republican, Democrat, Independant Religious or not, if you are a part of the human race this should be a wake up call that something is very wrong with our society.
 Isn’t brutally killing animals something that most Serial Killers do right before they switch to killing humans?

Fuck this shit. 

groupoftrees:

The dog was named Parrot. This was taken moments before Parrot was murdered by the cop. The cop drove his knee into the middle of Parrot’s back while stretching Parrot’s forelegs behind him, as one would do with an armed criminal. Without waiting to determine whether this technique would calm Parrot, the cop grabbed Parrot, lifted him off the ground, and brought him to the top of the concrete staircase.


He threw Parrot over the banister, down twelve steps, and onto the concrete floor. Then, the cop stood at the top of the stairs, drew his weapon, and executed Parrot. Aaron, the animal’s owner, cannot recall the number of shots fired. Witnesses state that Parrot was not harming anybody and was simply frightened by the cop. At no time did Parrot try to bite the officer, all he did was start barking.


It doesn’t matter if you are a part of an Occupy movement, PETA, Republican, Democrat, Independant Religious or not, if you are a part of the human race this should be a wake up call that something is very wrong with our society.


Isn’t brutally killing animals something that most Serial Killers do right before they switch to killing humans?

Fuck this shit. 

(via timeandsound)


thedailywhat:

BAMF of the Day: An LA Country Sheriff’s deputy reportedly attempted to intimidate an army war vet who used his cellphone to record the cop punching a mentally disabled woman on a bus in Bellflower, California.

“I think they would try to cover it up,” said Jermaine Green when asked why he refused to hand over the video to the deputies. “I think a lot of things get covered up and people need to come forward if they see something, report it because it can’t be fixed unless it’s brought to the public’s attention.”

A spokesman for the sheriff’s department would not comment or look at the video, but said they would investigate if an excessive use of force claim was filed.

[nbcla / thanks adam!]

Reblogged for (a) proof everything’s recorded and (b) the chutzpah of Jermaine Green.

(via inothernews)



The price of glory is always comfort.

Now that’s beautiful!

Now that’s beautiful!